we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's blow job season.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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