i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
