I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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