I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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