Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Sober January is a disaster.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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