hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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