well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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