Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so that wasnt chicken after all
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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