I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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