And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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