so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my sisters under your porch take her home
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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