Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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