Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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