I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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