Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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