why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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