But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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