no. you can't hotbox the world.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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