Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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