My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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