you would pick up someone in the library
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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