Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
