also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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