doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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