Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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