So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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