just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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