i may or may not be watching the land before time
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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