I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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