Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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