Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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