I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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