apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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