butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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