a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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