I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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