he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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