Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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