@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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