these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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