I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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