due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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