I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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