erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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