we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize