Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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