dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So apparently I’m into choking now
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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