...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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