it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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