At least make sure they are 18
Why
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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