So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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