Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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