STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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