I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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